Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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