Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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