So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Randomize
