thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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