tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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