Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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