Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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