Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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