i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
