i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I love you. Go after that dick
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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