Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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