CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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