Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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