just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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