Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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