actually, I'm a sock model
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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