Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
