I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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