I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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