How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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