Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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