how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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