we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
