i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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