Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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