Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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