They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
