He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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