i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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