Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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