He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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