it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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