Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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