Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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