Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
