And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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