I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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