so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize
