Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
