suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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