that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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