that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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