I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You pole danced in your parka.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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