After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
love makes seman taste better
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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