The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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