weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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