Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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