Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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