i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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