Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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