Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
