I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The power of my boobs compel you
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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