I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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