i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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